The mystery of the turquoise box....

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Over yonder is the greatest thing inside of this little turquoise box inside the box probably is...........

A great mystery, but my grandpa told me never to look inside the turquoise box, so I smashed it with a hammer and then I went to look for other things to smash......

But the turquoise box didn't even have a scratch on it so I gave it to my great parrot loris to see if she could open it instead.......

Loris just pecked the box and nothing happened so I took the box back and tried to smash it again........

So this time I loaded it into a bazooka and shot it through my little brother's butt hole........

The box hit my little brother so hard that he died, and the box still looked good as new, but I noticed that when he hit the ground, a golden key flew out of his hand. I picked up the key and just left my brother how he lay...........

With the key I unlocked the box inside it was.......

I can't tell you,that is a story for another century......

So if you want to hear the end of this story, you'll be waiting a long, long time........

THE END

An/: how the hell did we write this 😱

A random story that me and my friend wroteΌπου ζουν οι ιστορίες. Ανακάλυψε τώρα