Glitched Love - W. D. Gaster x Reader

Nope

You were placed in utter shock. Blush covered your whole face, and watched as Gaster's head moved away from yours. You stared at him. He was smiling and blushing. You had no idea how to react. You just kinda.. stared. Before you knew what you were doing, you had now kissed him. As you did, you heard faint laughing from the Voice. You moved your lips away from Gaster's, and took a glare at somewhere in the air.

"Haha.. no, noooo... Go on, go on! This is enjoyable to watch.~ Please?" The Voice paused, and you faintly heard a quiet murmur coming from it- something that didn't sound like it was intentional for it to say out loud. "Damn it... if only those two could have sex.. now that would be fun to see..~"

You just took a glance at Gaster, and then up.

"Nope, nope, nope," you said, and you got off of Gaster, out of the bed, and walked to the escalator and went down. You walked to the doors of the lab and they opened up. You walked out. You didn't know where you were going now, but you just walked.

After a few minutes of walking, you heard something behind you. You turned around and saw a smaller version of the skull you had seen in the lab thing, but it had empty eye sockets. You backed away slowly. The skull moved forward to you, and you stepped back even more. The skull tilted its head- you thought it actually seemed confused as to why you were backing away.

The skull bobbed forward towards you, and then nuzzled your hand. You watched. It felt like a skull, but how else would you expect it to feel? It rubbed itself on your hand. It seemed to want to be.. pet? Like a dog or a cat would? Odd..

The skull moved in front of you and looked at your face, then nuzzled your hand again. You watched it for a second, but then gently pet its head. You stood there for a minute, just petting it. The skull just bobbed up and down staying in place, but it occasionally turned in a direction, to look at something that didn't seem to be there. 

The skull turned away from you, and looked in the direction you had walked from. You slowly started to follow the skull, but then stopped. The skull's jaw opened up, and it fired off a large white beam. You watched in partial fear. Was that what might have happened to you if you had stayed in front of the large skull in that lab place? Would it have shot off a white laser beam thing and probably killed you?

As you were thinking this, you heard a voice of a dying angel's, or maybe it was just something with a really annoying voice, you couldn't tell.

"Heeeeeeeyyyy! Watch where you aim that white stuff!"

You had no good way to react to the statement you had just heard. You looked forward in the direction the skull had fired the blast, and saw that there was a tall human-looking girl walking up to you and the skull. The girl had long purple, blond, and pink hair. She was wearing a light blue leaf dress and a silver tiara. Her eyes were blood red and she also had elf ears. Okay, so maybe she wasn't human.

"Hyello," the girl said.

"Um, hi?" you said.

"Hey, uh, this will sound really weird but to fucking bad just listen to what I have to say. Look, just go back to Gaster right now. And if he ever suggests going to the Core to work on it, stop him. His whole damn life depends on that- and if you let him die I'm not going to fix that. Also, I'd tell you my name but you wouldn't trust me if I did. Just ask Mercy about it- er, Alex, or Ari, or Voice, what ever the Hell he goes by nowadays. Actually, don't ask him. He's a soulless asshole who I'd love to stab a knife into 37 times."

You blinked once. What? You only partially understood what the person in front of you had just told you, but what...? What did the person mean, about anything? Fixing if someone had died or not..? And- about Gaster, and the Core, and stopping him..? What would happen if you didn't? Would Gaster really die..?

"Uhg, stop thinking about it!" The person interrupted your thoughts. "I don't know how much damn time you can get with Gaster even if you manage to keep him from going to the freaking Core. Go, GO." 

The girl sounded completely serious. She grabbed your hand, and started to forcefully tug you in the direction of Gaster's lab. The skull followed.

"Okay, okay," you said, removing your hand from the girl's grip. You gave her an odd look, but looked forward, and walked in the direction of Gaster's lab. What in the world was all of that about? It was odd to say the least, but something told you that the girl was telling you the truth of what you should do- keep Gaster from going to the Core. The Voice had said something about that too, hadn't it? It wasn't to keep Gaster from going to it- but that something bad might happen to him, right? You couldn't remember completely.

After few minutes of walking, you reached the door to the lab you knocked on the door. It took a few moments for Gaster to open the doors. He was wearing his lab coat and scarf- the normal clothes.

"Hello," Gaster said, sounding happy that you were there.

"Hi.." you said.

Gaster moved over to let you into the lab, and you walked in, looking at Gaster. He was smiling, looking happy... There was no way you could let him die. You had to stop him from going to work on the Core. You had to save him!..if he really WAS going to die.

Gaster cast a glance towards the skull that had been following you. It looked up at him, then disappeared. Gaster looked back to you.

"Where did you find that..?"

You shrugged, rather distracted on thinking about ways to avoid going to the Core. "It just kinda found me."

Gaster shook his head, grumbling something. You watched. You had to keep that skeleton alive. You had to.

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Nehg, I really want to be able to include Gaster even more in chapters like this... but I don't know how I can ;-; This is all crap that I gotta have in the story, and not have Gaster know and/or hear.. Gaaaahhhh. Sorry, if ya people are mad about the lack of Gaster in these chapters, I'll try and do a whole lot of him in the next ones~

But there will not be sex.

There will never be sex.

How can a skeleton even have sex.

And can dogs eat lasagna?

I don't know.

Probably.

About the lasagna thing.