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Story's of my Dad

Okay, this is just a bunch of things my dad did. Now before I start, I have to tell you, my dad is not smart. I don't think he ever will be.

    
         Now the first story I will tell you is when my dad broke his phone. See, my dad is obsessed with his phone. He got mad at it one day and thew it on the floor. All I can think at that moment was, this is going to be funny. And man was I right. He fell to his knees crying and screaming “My phone! My poor poor phone!" That was about a year ago.

                The second one is one is when my dad put oil in the windshield washer fluid. My dad thinks that he is "Bob the builder" or some thing like that.
But we all know that he isn't. So one day my dad thought that it would be a good idea to change the oil. We were going to Six flags that day.  So a bug got on the windshield and dad want it off, and than all of the sudden. All I see is black oil on the windshield. My dad's friend, my sister, and me are laughing are heads off at him. He face was priceless.

           This is the last story. So me and my sister played a prank on are dad because we don't like him. So some ketchup got on the ceiling. My fad is really short, do he could not get it off. One of his hundred girlfriends came over. So my dad was outside in the back yard. Smoking a cigarette. She goes into the kitchen to get something to drink. And shed asked us "What's on the ceiling?" All my sister said was "Your next." And she runs out of the house with her stuff. I never saw her again. That is all. My friend all ready knows these stories. She still laughs at them. Bye.