Dearest Diary

It's Only Logical

"-click- Kevin, baby, how's it swingin'?'"

"He's coming over tonight, Nat."

"Wa-wa-what? Details, dearie! Oh, do share! Did you come up with a plan?"

"No! No, just, like...he asked."

"Ooh~?"

"Yeah, and...I dunno, man. Not sure I'm ready to say anything. I mean...he'll be here, but, I just..."

"Woah woah, calm down there cowboy, no pressure! We don't want you blowin' your load all at once now, do we?"

"Pfft, dude, the fuck! Now you got me thinkin' shit I don't need."

"You're welcome~"

"You're such a freak."

"Thank you!"

"-grunt-"

"Oh, darlin', you know I kid! Now, about your boy, Eddward, is it? Oh, what was it about him..."

"Nat..."

"Love, you need to stop worrying about him and worry more about you."

"...huh?"

"'Double D' is a sweetheart, and a genius. And by depriving him of your oh-so-sweet love, you're gonna hurt his little heart..."

"Yeah, but-"

"BUT he's also brilliant. And he knows the risks, dear. We all know. It comes with the spectrum, dearie. Fall anywhere outside the realm of norm, and you know what people will do. I don't believe he'd be ignorant of something as important as this, do you...?"

"..No...but-"

"You live in a backwater town where everyone knows each other's uncle's pet fish. If you want to be with him, word'll get around. But that's okay. What isn't okay is hurting him now because you're afraid he could be hurt by some random people in the near-to-distant future."

"-sigh-"

"So you gonna stop fretting darling? Because I have some guy -ooh- feeling me up right now and I -really- gotta get back to, ehm, work."

"Eww, gross, Nat! Fuck...no, I just...whatever. I'll...say something...I guess..."

"When the time is right, love."

"Yeah. Whatever."

"Have a nice date, sweetheart, don't forget to write~!"

"Yeah yeah, catch ya, Nat."

"Later lovely~ -click-"