Miss Universe

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Yung alam mo na nasa iyo na, kinuha pa ng iba.

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*Before the host announced the winner*

Ms Colombia: Here it is! The moment i've been waiting for since i was a child. I cannot wait who'll be the Miss Universe.

Ms Philippines: Chill, girl. Hindi pa araw na manalo ka, dahil nakita naman natin sa Q&A ako ang da'best!

Ms Colombia: What did 'ya just said?!

Ms Philippines: Syempre hindi mo maiintindihan ang sinabi ko dahil tagalog 'yon, you won't understand kaya okay lang. You
won't win naman e.

Ms Colombia: *cough*

Host: The Miss Universe this 2015 is..... MS COLOMBIA!!

Ms. Colombia: Well girl, I think you lose. I think your answer is not the best of the best.

Ms Philippines: Pwe!

Pumunta na si Ms. Philippines kasama si Ms. USA sa gilid, for Ms Colombia to feel the aisle. But in about 2 minutes, the host came back.

Host: May I apologize, that Ms. Colombia is the 1st runner up, so... the Miss Universe 2015 is.. Philippines! I took my responsiblity on these. Its my mistake, it was on the card. Okay?

Ms: Philippines: Kavogue! Oh ano colombia, wala ka lang d*d* e. WAHAHAHAHA! May pa english english ka pa e mali mali naman grammar. Huhu

Ms. Colombia: Hindi na tayo friends!

Ms. Philippines: Ikaw lang nagsasabi niyan, not me.

Ms. USA: Hey guys! You two did your best to own a one crown. But sorry Colombia, Phil really deserves that crown. Better luck you a** next time.

Ms. Colombia: Mga heyup! Kaloka.


COLOMBIAZONED! WAHAHAHAHA




A/n.

Hey guuys! I want u to know na joke lang 'to :'>

Wag seryosohin, nakamamatay.

Thanku!

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