The Dam Underworld

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Shadowsleek has updated her status: wattpad deleted my last chapter and since I have no feeling to rewrite it, the last chapter was the gods reacting to Poseidon and Athena's kissing dare. Posiedon accused Athena of being inexperienced, she took a jab at his ego, there were chime ins from Frederic Chase, Sally Jackson, and Amphitrite, and Percy and Annabeth were trying to bleach their brains of the entire conversation and the Stolls were trying sell them bleach. Happy Holidays everyone!

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ConnorSToll has updated his status: Well I think that was the most successful, Gods Play Truth or Dare session we've ever had...

Comments:

Thalia: yeah, right up to the part where Clarisse dared my dad to take a stab at you with the master bolt

Travis: luckily he missed

Zeus: I don't miss -.-

Poseidon: hey, y'all know that volcanic crater in south America? Well that was Zeus trying to destroy Tenochtítlan.

Thalia: he missed?

Posiedon: he missed an entire huge building and struck a cow xD miles and miles away

Apollo: all hail the mighty king of the gods!

Everyone: ALL HAIL

Zeus: it was one time, gods

Zeus: Speaking of which, Apollo, Artemis, Athena, Hades go back to camp half blood, three days a week, remember?

Shadowsleek: I just want to put it out there, I did the whole turning gods mortal and sending them to camp for punishment before Uncle Rick ever released the Trials of Apollo book ideas (cover above)., I don't know if I should be flatter that my mind was in mind with his and predicted a book, or pissed off because dammit, I had an original idea and I can no longer take credit for it because someone is getting published. My idea came out here (idc if it's a PJO Facebook book) months before the Blood of Olympus came out, maybe even longer. I'm leaning toward pissed off because as soon as the new book comes out, people will say I took his idea and morphed it to fit the Facebook scene when I really had this idea all by myself. This is one of the oldest books still on my board and I want to go on record as saying that I've had this idea at a least a year prior to Uncle Rick's launch, I had it all on my own and I'm not okay with people saying I copied that particular element, and I now cannot make the idea into a stand alone book without dealing with more disclaimer than I need to. -.- *anger voice* I still can't wait for the book to come out

Percy: who's Uncle Rick?

Shadowsleek: I was never here

Jason: you can't just drop a huge paragraph in the middle of our conversation and expect us ignore it

Shadowsleek: I WAS NEVER HERE!!!

Jason: she was never here guys!

Zeus: the four of you! Don't think you're getting out of this. Go! To! Camp!

Zeus: seriously, lowering Athena down from the ceiling with a bomb while Artemis and Apollo try to shoot my head off is not going to work

Zeus: this time

Artemis: dam

Athena: dam

Apollo: dam

Hades: dam

Nico: dad! BTW the dam that keeps the Styx from flooding your palace is breaking

Hades: dam -___-

Leo: presenting ze dam and ze whale

Nico: oh gods....that water is rising fast.....

Hades: dam....

Nico: stop saying dam! /You/ saying dam is what's breaking the dam, dam!

Thalia: I have to. Dam XD

Hades: do you want me to come down there and help you with that or something?

Nico: I wouldn't deny any help at this point, no!

Zeus: oh don't think you're gonna get out of it that easily! Nico can take care of it

Nico: I can?

Nico: okay sure

Nico: dad, what's the combination to your safe?

Travis: *leans over, ready to screenshot and write down*

Hades: I'm not posting it on Facebook!

Hades: PM me Nico, we'll talk

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