Calum would join the army bc his new haircut told him to. But honestly he wouldn't survive a single day in the army. He wouldn't even get through basic training where that's the "easy" stuff bc he's just smalla than a bug. He would probably cry himself to sleep and try to sneak out but end up getting caught and have to run extra laps for punishment. He might've even call the boys to come and get him so they'll sneak in but end up getting caught. Once they're caught they'll start crying together and then call Liz who will snap her fingers then they'll be free bc Liz is GrEaT
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