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"I'm sorry that was rude."
"And sorry, that was creepy."
"I agree and I am surprised you apologized."
"Why surprised?"
"I didn't think you were that kind of guy."
"I'll take that as a compliment. You'll see I'm full of surprises."
"That's if we continue on talking, which we won't."
"I wouldn't be so sure if I were you."
"No, we won't."
"It seems like you change your mind every thirty second. I thought you told me to never call you again?"
"Random Stranger Finn, exactly. That's why I'm the one calling you."
"I thought I said 'you can call me Finn'."
"Random Stranger Finn is your name and will be your name from now on. By the way, is my order coming along? I'm getting cold as I have a cold."
"Oh shoot! I forgot to place it, I'll be right back."
"I wish you could see me rolling my eyes right now."
"I wish I could eat ice cream every single day of my life, but we don't all get what we want."
"I'd choose chocolate chip cookies over ice cream any day."
"Impossible. Ice cream has such a variety of flavours. It's impossible to get bored of it."
"Are you seriously suggesting that I've conquered the impossible? I really am pleased."
"I'm suggesting that you're lying to yourself."
"The only way that I could be lying to myself was if I said you weren't a jackass! Now, go place my order!"
"..."
"I really hope you're gone right now."
"I'm not."
"This is unbelievable..."
"Don't worry, I'm going now."
"OH MY GOD JUST GO ALREADY!"
"I'm gone now."
"THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME?!"
"Can you please stop yelling?"
"I WON'T UNTIL YOU GO PLACE MY ORDER! MUAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
"..."
"THAT WAS AN EVIL LAUGH."
"..."
"Now you're gone."
"..."
"Well bye."
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Autumn & Finn
Short StoryShe only wanted a chicken noodle soup. He only wanted to keep talking to her. They didn't only fall in love. Told through a series of phone calls. » #5 in Short Story on 28/06/2020
