SO HERE IT GOES
One day there was a person named Blaike
Xi was really gender confused so they had weird pronouns like xi/xem/xyr
One day, Blaike found they couldn't sleep. They got out their phone and went BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP and dialed a number
"Hey bob i can't sleep."
"Thats not mah problem."
"WELL NOW IT IS"
"OKAY CHILL TH FU-"
Blaikes glare was so intense and bob could feel it through the phone.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUDGE OUt please dont hit me"
"Well i need some he-"
"HYUP"
Bob then yelled "WHAT WAS THA"
And blaike went "I DONT -HYUP- OH MY GOD I HAVE CURSED HICCUPS PL -HYUP- LUEASE HALP"
"WAT DO"
"GET STEVE"
"But hes a pain in the a-"
"HYUP"
"I MEAN BUTT"
"DO I GIVE A SHIT"
"OH SO YOU CAN CUSS"
"YES I -HYUP- CAN NOW PASS THE PHONE TO STEVE"
Dey pass it to steve
"Yo"
"MAGIC HICCUPS"
"Poof deyrr gon"
"Oh may god theyre gon"
But then XI SLAMMED XYR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL AND JEEZ THAT HURT
Then blaike was talking to bob agin
"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bob"
"Wut"
"Im tired"
"Sleep"
"I wanna but everytime i try to sleep i fuck up and then I can't"
"Wait how long have you been awake"
"Christkringlemas eve y"
"THATS LIKE 3 DAYS"
"Almost 2"
"YOU NEED SLEEP"
"SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK BOB NOW ENTERTAIN ME"
But then blaike frashed (finally) and fell asleep.
YOU ARE READING
FUCK SLEEP MAN
RandomThis is mah insomnia book Each night I have insomnia, imma document all the shit I say Also gonna document what time i finally shut the fuck up and hit the sack ENJOY
