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And Im SO SORRY for making it

I was only nine years old

I loved tem so much, I'd eaten temmie flakes all my life

I would pray to tem every night

"Tem is love," I say, "Tem is life."

My dad calls me shitposting undertale trash

I know he's jealous of my devotion to tem

I call him a fuckboy

He slaps me and sends me to my room

Im lying in bed and it is cold

My face hurts

I feel a warmth next to me

"hOI!"

It's tem

I'mso happy

He goes to the corner of the room and sets up a box

"help tem pay 4 coolleg, yAYA?!"

I go to get some dog residue

I keep wasting my time with it

It's so boring, but I do it for tem.

I want to pay for tem's coolleg

Tem gets a small hat. "yAYA! Tem went to coolleg and made u prouds"

My dad walked in.

Tem looked him dead in the eye and said, "i'll b bak for gradskol muns!"

Tem left through the window.

Tem is love, Tem is life.

(OHHHHH LOOOOORD WHAT HAVE I CREEEEAAAATED)

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