Lugia: WHY AM I FLYING/PSYCHIC?!
Ho-Oh: I dunno. Typing logic.
Doduo: I'm a Flying type, and I CAN'T FLY because I have NO WINGS.
Yveltal: And I am not a Dragon!
Charizard: NEITHER AM I.
Zygarde: Somehow I am though.
Xerneas: You're a SNAKE, not a DRAGON.
Zygarde: I know!
Altaria: And yet, I AM a Dragon.
Groudon: I'm not a Fire type.
Lucario: I'M STEEL TYPE!!
Lugia: Exactly. This makes no sense.
All but Lugia: Agreed.
Lugia: Whatever. At least when Charizard Mega Evolves into Mega Charizard X, he's a Dragon.
Charizard: But not Mega Charizard Y.
Lugia: And apparently missingno. is Flying type.
missingno.: Yep.
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Pokémon Random Skits
FanfictionFor those of you who are already reading my NinjaGo Skits book, this will be similar, but with Pokémon. Basically, the gist is, I'll be writing whatever random, funny, and/or stupid thing comes into my mind in this book in a form of a Pokémon skit...
