Wallace: Here! I heard u liek—
Steven: Don't you dare say Mudkipz...
Wallace: —Steel Types—
Steven: *sigh of relief*
Wallace: —so I got you a baby Dialga! *hands Steven a baby Dialga* *leaves* Welp I gtg now bye!
Steven: Uhh...okay then.
Baby Dialga: *smirks evilly*
*Later, at Steven's house*
Steven: So this is my house, little Dialga. This is where you will live from now on.
Baby Dialga: *smiles innocently*
Steven: I'll bet you want to come with me and see the rest of my team. As Champion, I have to defend that title. Come on, we'll go and visit my fa—
Baby Dialga: *freezes Steven in time*
Steven: ...
Baby Dialga: *finds cookie jar and eats all the cookies*
Steven: *eye twitch* I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!
Baby Dialga: *raspberry and other rude gestures*
Steven: ARCEUS DAMN YOU BABY DIALGA!!!!!!!
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Pokémon Random Skits
FanfictionFor those of you who are already reading my NinjaGo Skits book, this will be similar, but with Pokémon. Basically, the gist is, I'll be writing whatever random, funny, and/or stupid thing comes into my mind in this book in a form of a Pokémon skit...