Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
Ash: -_(\ What do I LOOK like?!
Oak: I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
James: THIS is your guide?
Jessie: What an old Magikarp.
Oak: Hello young girls!
James: *eye twitch* *inhales deeply* I am going to get lunch... *leaves*
Jessie: Now you KNOW he's ticked off.
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Misty: There are some people in this world who are just weird, and others who are complete idiots. Oak is all of the above.
Oak: Misty! So glad to see you! Er...what was your name again?
Ash: Holy Arceus you make Professor Birch look like a genius.
Birch: I'm not a genius...am I?
Misty: No, you're not. You were being chased by your wife for no reason at all, AND mistook her for a Pokémon. You've got issues.
Ash: NONE of the Professors are smart! Except for Elm, since he actually KNOWS what his neighbor's gender is!
Elm: I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK! Take THAT, Juniper!
Sycamore: I discovered MEGA EVOLUTION.
Ash: You all have done something worth it EXCEPT for Oak. ALL HE DOES IS PROVIDE ANNOYING POP-UPS WHENEVER YOU TRY TO RIDE A BIKE IN WHAT YOU MAY THINK IS A REASONABLE PLACE.
Pikachu: Pika-pika! (Translation: EXACTLY.)
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Pokémon Random Skits
FanfictionFor those of you who are already reading my NinjaGo Skits book, this will be similar, but with Pokémon. Basically, the gist is, I'll be writing whatever random, funny, and/or stupid thing comes into my mind in this book in a form of a Pokémon skit...
