Louis- So what you're trying to say is that I'm your baby daddy?
Zayn- I can't wait to like show him or her like the ropes of life.
Niall- I can't believe I'm gonna have a little me running around...wait...WE NEED TO HIDE THE FOOD! Aint no lil bitch is gonna walk in here thinking he or she can eat my shit.. that mother fucker will have to find that shit!
Harry- Wait... The condom didn't work?
Liam- Looks like Daddy Directioner is gonna be a daddy!
A/n: I have to admit this one was kind of like a joke one.... I doubt any of them would act like that just went carrot for a sec...
