A burglar broke into a house and then heard a small voice say " Jesus is watching you" the burglar thought it was his imagination and began looking around. He sees a parrot and then the parrot says " Jesus is watching you" the burglar asks what the parrots name was an the parrot says Moses. The burglar asks what kind of people name their parrot Moses? Then the parrot said the same people who name their pitt bull Jesus.
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Humorhey guise this book is some random shizbiz! I DO NOT care if you copy me or anything cuz most of the awkward moments I get from friends an stuff but theres a lot of funny and TRUE experiences ive had an I hope you enjoy! plz spred the word I want to...
