BAP・B.A.P scenarios [√]

Toilet crisis.

Yongguk : Damnit. I can't take this anymore. /takes old newspapers and poops somewhere hidden/

Himchan : Ennghhh huaaaaarghhhhh asdfghjkl omfg omfg omfg breathe in breathe out fuhhhh asdfghjkl /does random wiggles and eventually forgets about going to toilet/

Daehyun : BATHROOM. TOILET. ANYTHING. GIMME. NOW. NATURE'S CALLING. HELLO~ I NEED THE FUCKING TOILET. WHERE IS IT /shout-out-loud as if the toilet bowl will magically appear/

Youngjae : Poop here. /gives Daehyun some newspapers and pull him to a bush/

Daehyun : Ain't gonna work, bij. My butt is too expensive to poop randomly.

Youngjae : It's you anus that stores your poops. /as in matter-of-fact/

Daehyun : Nope. I'll just rather search around for a toilet.

Youngjae : Why didn't you think of that earlier?

///burn///

Zelo : /quietly sneaks into woman's toilet/

Jongup : /copy Zelo's tactic/