BAP・B.A.P scenarios [√]

B.A.P as SECRET

Himchan > Hyoseong : Oh sheyttt I lavh mah boobies and mah booteyhs /mollest himself/ Sho shexay /does tons of body waves/

Youngjae > Sunhwa : Why am I still the kind guy of the group?? WHY /pulled his(ehem her) face/

Daehyun > Jieun : I look so damn psycho. Lemme sing the best line of Jieun's "I know you're tipsy whenever you call me" /tilts head like a psycho/ BAMN

Zelo > Hana : I look so old /examine the face/ Oh nevermind, I still can rap /raps with high-pitched voice/

Jongup : /too muscly to be a Secret member/

Yongguk : Imma guy. Forever a guy. That's final.