BAP・B.A.P scenarios [√]

B.A.P in kindergarten

Teacher : It's playtime! Everyone, let's play at the playground!

Others : Yeayyyyyyy /zombie-attack the playground/

Teacher : You don't want to play with them, Yonggukkie?

Yongguk : /shakes head because he still can't talk/

Himchan : Cheacher! Cheacher bwerry pwetty today!

Teacher : Oh my, I am? That was sweet of you, Himchannie~

Himchan : Oh! Hi, Yonggukie!

Yongguk : /ignore Himchan and walk back into the classroom/

Himchan : /starts to cry/

A group of girls : Channie! Let's play sandcastle together! You be Prince Channie!

Himchan : /stops crying and join the girls/

Daehyun : CHEACHER! JAEJAE PEED IN HIS PANTS!

Youngjae : /cries-out-loud with soaking pants/

Daehyun : THE PLAYGROUND ISH DIRTY BWERRY DIRTY! SHTAP KRAIYING! /punches Youngjae/ We are boysh. Girlsh krai not boysh.

Teacher : Omfg let me clean you up, Youngjae-yah. /carries Youngjae/ Hurm? /felt a tug on her skirt/ Oh, why Jonguppie?

Jongup : Uppie wants to pee too.

Teacher : Oh, dear. Come, I'll bring you to the toilet.

//inside the toilet//

Teacher : Next time, Youngjae must tell teacher if Youngjae wants to pee. Arraseo?

Youngjae : N-nae. /hiccups/

Teacher : Are you done, Uppie? /creaks the door open/

Jongup : NO! Mommy said Uppie is big boy. Only mommy and daddy can see Uppie. Cheacher cannot. Channie cannot. /does everything by himself/

Zelo : /quietly sneaks into the classroom and take out his lunch box/ Junhongie needs energy to be Jello /eats his tomato-cherry-filled lunch box/

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a/n : OMFG NO TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL OF ME BEING A 9th GRADER FUCK NO KILL ME NOOOOOOO

how i wish i'm still in kindergarten :')

lolers