Undertale Spoofs!

School!

Toriel-Welcome everyone! I'm so glad you came!

Papyrus-THE MIGHTY PAPYRUS WANTED TO COME TO SCHOOL!

Sans-He means I dragged him over here.

Frisk-Let school start!

Toriel-*Smiles and opens book* Does anyone know what flowers are?

Papyrus-OOH! I KNOW!

Toriel-Yes, Papyrus?

Papyrus-THEY ARE EVIL MURDERERS!

Toriel-Well...that's one way to explain them. But I mean others besides Flowey.

Flowey-Hey!

Frisk-*Sticks tongue out*

Sans-IT'S TRUE! Why is he even here?

Flowey-Cause I can you fools!

Toriel-Because even murderers can come to school, like Chara!

Chara-*Mumbles* That only happens when I'm angry. Or when Frisk is an idiot.

Frisk-:,(

Sans-Aw...it's okay Frisk.

Frisk:  :3

Sans:  :3

Toriel:Well then! Flowey maybe you'd like to explain them?

Flowey-*Clears throat* Flowers are nice flowers who will be your friend, then kill you in your sleep! MWAHAHA.

Toriel:*Sigh* Anyone else?

Frisk:Um...I know! Flowers are plants that come from the ground, they can come in different colors and various shapes. They can't live without water, Flowey is an evil flower that should die. :)

Toriel;Good job! You get a smiley face sticker!

Frisk: YAY! :D

Sans:Nice job Frisk!

Toriel:*Puts smiley face stickers on Frisk* There you go! Can anyone else explain flowers?

Everyone besides Flowey, Papyrus and Frisk:*Raises hand for sticker*

Toriel:OK, um...whoever actually knows the answer and doesn't just want a sticker.

Sans:*Only one raising hand*

Toriel:Alright! Sans.

Sans:Flowers need sunlight and even if you take the flower off a new one grows back.

Toriel:Nice job! *Gives blue smiley face sticker*

Sans:  :D Blue!

Frisk:Now we both have one! :D

Flowey:I'm a flower! I should get a sticker! I AM the answer to this question!

Sans:I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE!

Frisk:I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FLAME!

Sans and Frisk:*High fives*

Flowey:Mrs. Toriel! Sans and Frisk are saying I should die in a fire!

Toriel:I do not think Flowey is nice, but perhaps could we take the teasing and taunting down?

Sans: :D

Frisk: :D

Flowey:*Attacks Frisk* DIE YOU UGLY HUMAN!

Sans:*Eye turns blue and shoots Flowey* GET OFF OF HER!

Flowey:*Goes to stab Frisk but gets thrown across room* Ow...

Frisk:*Curls into a ball and cries*

Sans:*Runs over and hugs Frisk* It's okay Frisk, he's gone.

Frisk:*Buries face into chest and cries* He's mean.

Sans:Come on, let's go home. *Picks up Frisk and walks away*

Me:*Fangirling so hard* AHHH SHIPPPP! *Runs away squealing like an idiot*

Toriel:Um....so who can tell me what flowers are made of?

Me:BYE PEOPLEZ! *Disappears into the sunset. Most likely burned and died.*

And remember! Stay Whelmed!