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Joke (13)

Hey there I bet you are reading this in your head ;) don't forget to check out my others books!! <3 

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                                                                    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair.

2.You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3.You can't breath when your tongue is out.

4.Put your tongue back in fool.

                                                                      10THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1. U are reading this.

2. U are human.

3. U can't say letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4. U just attempted do do it.

6. U are laughing at yourself.

7. U have a smile on your face and you just skipped No.5

8. U just checked to see if there is a No.5

9. U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.

10. U are probably going to send this or show this to others to see who else falls for this..