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Copyright © 2013 | CrayonChomper | Not all Blondes do Backflips
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Foreword
Here's what you need to know:
My name is Lennon Simms.
My parents named me after John Lennon and if you don't know who he is, I sincerely pity you.
I have two older twin brothers who were named after Paul McCartney and George Harrison.
If you can't tell, our parents named us after the guys from The Beatles.
But then what can you expect from two people whose names are – no joke – Barbie and Ken.
Barbie and Ken Simms with their kids Paul, George and Lennon.
Unreal, I know.
Here's the kicker: Every single one of us has blond hair and blue eyes.
Our family couldn't get stupider even if we tried.
Oh wait, we have a dog named Ringo Starr and a cat named Elvis Presley.
Lennon Simms to your right yo! (Bridgit Mendler because her sweet and innocent look is so very Lennon - just imagine her with blue eyes)
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