Pilot Chapter

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[Everyone is online]

HiccupHorrendousHaddockTheThirdOwnerOfDragonToothlessSonOfStoickTheVast: Hey guys! How is everyone? I know this may seem new to you all, but please don't panic and do something regretful. Gobber made these devices with my help. Now we can talk to each other!

Sasstrid: You're asking us?! Check out your name!

SnotloutSnotloutOiOiOi: Ooooh, Sasstrid. Likin' it!

Sasstrid: i dont like this idea i dont get to punch anyone through these things what is it can I chew it

Hiccup.JustHiccup: No don't chew it! And what is it with these settings?!?!

Snotlout: Seems to be working fine for me. Wait a sec... I mastered something before Hiccup did! I AM the greatest now!

Astrid: in your puny little dreams

ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP: HHGJ*$/&MOHRSFHLPJCDYB

Astrid: What? Who?

ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP: HIWPRBAOFBEOOXJWNSOCIDBDUUQOS&@9$*391*",#

Ruff_09: Leave him alone he's still tryna figure it out

HICCUP!!!: Tuff, press the circle shaped thingy which has a 'talk-to-text' on it

HICCUP!!!: I give up on this name thing.

Ruff_09: you don't get it. He's not literal. He can't write or read.

HICCUP!!!: Well, help him then!

Ruff_09: in what?

HICCUP!!!: IN PRESSING THE TALK-TO-TEXT BUTTON!

Astrid: been less than five minutes and he already regrets it

Astrid: for your information im smirking right now

HICCUP!!!: Astrid. Please.

Snotlout: I PRESSED ON A BUTTON AND NOW IT'S MAKING THE WORDS TOO BIG FOR ME

HICCUP!!!: Press it back then.

Snotlout: NOT WORKING

Astrid: I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy the show

Astrid: oh and im giggling

HICCUP!!!: Anyways, where's Fishlegs?

Snotlout: SWIMMING

HICCUP!!!: How do you know?

Snotlout: BECAUSE I SAW HIM

Astrid: you threw him in didnt you

HICCUP!!!: Snotlout!

Snotlout: KIDDING. HE WON'T COME IN THOUGH. HE'S TERRIFIED OF THIS TINY MUTANT MIND-CONTROLLING CONTRAPTION FROM THE FUTURE YOU GAVE US

HICCUP!!!: Can you please turn the caps-lock off?!?!

Astrid: says the one who still hasn't figured out how names work

HICCUP!!!: How are you the only one who's actually able to go through with this?!?!

Ruff_09: hey i'm here too

ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP: It's ponna dite me! Hutnee away from mit!

Hiccup: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THOR?!?!

Hiccup: Tuff what are you saying?

ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP: Awww I'm urt! I yam berry nush urt!

Astrid: thats it im out of here good luck Hiccup

[Astrid is offline]

Hiccup: NOOO! ASTRID, PLEASE!

Snotlout: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BEGGING RIGHT NOW

Hiccup: This is worse than dragon training...

Snotlout: THAT REMINDS ME I GOTTA FEED HOOKFANG BYE GUYS

[Snotlout is offline]

Hiccup: That leaves us with....

Ruff_09: The Thorstons

ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP: Walkwootext isn't lurking. I weeped, walkwootext isn't lurking

Ruff_09: He means talk to text isn't working. He says something loud and clear but the stupid box translates it as something else.

Hiccup: Okay, give me another day guys. I'll fix the dictionary on our boxes and guide you all through this. Don't worry, The Dragon Riders' chatroom isn't going anywhere.

Ruff_09: Neither am I. Wanna hang out?

Hiccup: Um...no, Ruff. I have to work on these. Tell everyone to meet at the academy tomorrow for another lesson. For now, just sign out by pressing the buttong in the top right corner and please help your brother do the same.

Ruff_09: Gotcha.

[Hiccup is offline]

[Ruff_09 is offline]

[ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOP is offline]

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Hey guys! Thanks for reading it till here! I know, it was a short chapter :( but there's lots more in store for the first ever Berk chat!

Please don't forget ro comment and vote! I can take suggestions and give shoutouts to whomever's suggestions I liked best^-^

Also, I might be starting a kind of Dragon Discussions in this part of the chapter (the author's note part) where your questions will be answered about HTTYD and you can answer mine or your fellow commenters' questions too!

As an example: 'what would your dragon be and what would you name it?' Or trivia questions like 'what does the gang name the species of the dragon that eats eels?' to refresh your memory on how much you know about HTTYD!

That's all for today! Bye!























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