cravings ㅡ taehyung

#01

{ chatroom }

me : morning bae✨

taetae : good morning..

me : are you still fine? you know after the incident you encountered during concerts..

taetae : yepyep i'm fine!

taetae : look at my muscles! it looks like an elephant. big and healthy. ayeeee

me : mmm.. still jungkook has the most delicious muscles

taetae : WHAT THE FUDGE HIS MUSCLES AREN'T CUTE AT ALL WHY YOU LIKE 'EM

taetae : YOU RUINED MY DAY

me : oops.. sorry

taetae : SAY YOU LOVE MY MUSCLES AND I AM SEXY

me : i love your muscles and i am sexy

taetae : NO! YOU NO SEXY! I AM SEXY!

me : WTF I AM SEXY

taetae : YOU BUTT HAS NO HOLES

me : BUT YOU TOLD ME TO SAY "I AM SEXY"?

taetae : did i?

me : nevermind

taetae : tehehee! i did!

me : yeah yeah

taetae : honey i got a honey from honeymoon!

me : who is this "honeymoon" you are talking about?

taetae : namjoon hyung ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

me : pick me over him?

taetae : nuooo! me loves you bebe:(

me : actually, it's okay if you want to be with namjoon oppa. i'll just date joshua. ( jisoo from seventeen. LMAO SORRY. )

taetae : tHERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JOSHUA. THERE'S ONLY VVVVVVVV. VWEEEEEE BWEEEEEEEE

me : but you know, vwee isn't as handsome as joshua

taetae : HOW DARE YOU JUDGING MAY FACE

taetae : i mean- MY FACE

me : BUT IT'S THE FACT. YOU'RE GETTING OLD AND I'M FOREVER YOUNG

taetae : HOW OLD ARE YOU

me : 3 MONTHS

taetae : LOOK WHO'S YOUNGER. I'M STILL 1 MONTH OLD

me : WELL I HAVEN'T EVEN BORN YET

taetae : god. i'm talking with an unborn child

me : no. taehyung. let's stop and start acting like a lovey dovey couple again

taetae : OH MY GOOSSSSHHHH. SHE CALLED MY NAMEEE. THIS UNBORN CHILD KNEW ME. JIN HYUNG HELP ME

me : WTF KIM TAEHYUNG I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND

taetae : OH MY GOSSSSHHH. SHE CLAIMED HERSELF AS MY GIRLFRIEND. DID I JUST DATE AN UNBORN CHILD???

me : ..

taetae : WHERE DID I EVER MET HER

me : from the dumpster.

taetae : HOLY GOD. but now i remembered

me : what

taetae : i found you in the dumpster because you're still small as my hands. so i love you then i date you. then we goes lovey dovey all the way~

me : that is.. mean.

taetae : but i love you. don't worry unborn child! i'll born you to this world!

me : tf. how? :-)

taetae : THROUGH MY BUTT HOLES!

me : asdfghjkl so basically you're my mother? and you'll born me through your anus? okay. cool

taetae : yes i am. OBEY YOUR FUTURE MOTHER

me : WHY DIDN'T I DATE JUNGKOOK

taetae : BECAUSE JUNGKOOK AIN'T CUTE

me : HE'S CUTE AF

taetae : HE'S AN ASSHOLE

me : NO HE'S NOT

taetae : YES HE IS

me : NO HE'S NOTTTTT

taetae : YES HE IS

taetae : stop with the jungkook topics girl, i'm tired

me : btw, the doctor has came. i better turned my phone off then we'll talk later. bubble bye, butt hole mother❤ i wuvs you so much.

creamypie has logged out.

taetae : don't make your patient goes crazier than before. love you too
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SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER. RRNNN ㅠㅠ