1. Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us
2. You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
3. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage
4. London Beckoned Song About Money Written By Machines
5. Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
6. There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
7. Welcome To The Black Parade
8. Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name So We Wouldn't Get Sued
9. Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
10: This Ain't A Scene, Its An Arms Race
11. Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year
12. It's Not A Side Effect Of The Cocaine. I Am Thinking It Must Be Love
13. Head First Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
14. Snitches And Talkers Get Stitches And Walkers
15. Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today
16. My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark
17. I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
18. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"
19. I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth
20. I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off Me
21. From The Mountain In The Middle Of The Cabins
22. I Never Told You What I Did For A Living
23. It's Not A Fashion Statement Its A Fucking Deathwish
24. Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
25. Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick
26. Stained Glass Eyes And Colorful Tears
(A/N): I'll probably do a part 2 to this tomorrow. If you have any song titles you want to contribute then feel free to do so.
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