Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

eleven // bts gc

namjoon quickly switches chat

namjoon (17:16): psssst

namjoon (17:16): psssssssst

jungkook (17:17): wtf is psssst hyung, go pissssss in the toilet

jimin (17:17): I see what you did there kookie

taehyung (17:17): I don't get it, hyung do you need to use the toilet? I think jin hyung's in there

hoseok (17:18): jin's been in there for the past hour wtf is he doing

namjoon (17:18): guys LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE

namjoon (17:18): I think you guys were right

jungkook (17:18): about you complimenting yourself??? byuntae.

namjoon (17:18): don't test my patience junglecock

namjoon (17:18): about this gc being a bad idea, they're all 16 yr olds

jimin (17:18): JUNGLECOCK

taehyung (17:18): COCK

hoseok (17:19): JUNGLE

jimin (17:19): did you ask them or you just guessing they're 16?

jungkook (17:19): WHAT THE FCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

jungkook (17:19): FIGHT ME CRAPMON

namjoon (17:19): is your little dick butt hurt? go play hide and seek with v

namjoon (17:19) and addie told me she was 16 so im guessing the rest are too?

jungkook (17:20): why d'you wanna know what the size of my dick is, you won't be getting any fucktard

jimin (17:20): addie?

taehyung (17:20): IM COUNTING

namjoon (17:20): I never asked for a dick in my mouth junglecock fuck off

taehyung (17:20): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yoongi (17:21): where the fuck is jin why do I have to deal with you rats gtfo before I lock y'all out of the house yah filthy animals

hoseok (17:21): did he just quote home alone on us?

taehyung (17:21): THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE CAN WE WATCH IT AGAIN PLEEEEEASE

taehyung (17:21): has anyone seen jungkook? sssh don't tell him I asked, where did he hide?

jungkook (17:21): you do know im in this gc...

jungkook (17:22): I was feeling a bit too brave against rapmon hyung im hiding stfu jiminnie distract him

jimin (17:22): anything for you baby

yoongi (17:22): my brain cells are dying

hoseok (17:22): about time lol

yoongi (17:22): hoseok :))))))

hoseok (17:22): ohmygod FORGIVE ME

seokjin (17:22): hi kids

namjoon (17:23): FINALLY SEOKJIN PLEASE CONTROL THESE ASSHOLES AND HELP ME

seokjin (17:23): WOAH WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE

seokjin (17:23): JUNGKOOK? ARE YOU ALIVE? what did you do to him namjoon????

taehyung (17:23): HYUUUNG I CANT MOVE

taehyung (17:24): KOOKIE LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE TOILET I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER

seokjin (17:24): IM COMING HANG IN THERE TAEHYUNG

namjoon (17:25): ok so now that everyone's quiet imma quickly ask y'all a question

yoongi (17:25): don't.

namjoon (17:25): should I stay in the gc even if they're all like 5 yrs younger than me?

yoongi (17:25): yep, and gtfo of this one

taehyung (17:25): my pants are warm and sticky oops

seokjin (17:25): I give up on this im leaving

seokjin (17:25): you rotten pickles can take care of yourselves

-yoongi has removed taehyung from this chat-