Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

sixteen // bts gc

yoongi (7:02): has anyone seen my white leather jacket?

junglecock (7:02): when did you last wear it?

junglecock (7:02): why is my name still jungleCOCK

seokjin (7:02): IT'S IN THE CLOSET YOONGI it only takes two seconds to open the door and pick it up

yoongi (7:02): don't you think I already tried that you rat

seokjin (7:02): WHAT'S WITH THE DISRESPECTFUL LANGUAGE

yoongi (7:02): just bc you're older than me doesn't mean you're not a RAT

jimin (7:02): I FOUND YOUR JACKET HYUNG

yoongi (7:02): JIMIN-AH

yoongi (7:02): THANK YOU

yoongi (7:02): BLESS YOU

yoongi (7:02): I LOVE YOU

jimin (7:02): can I wear it today tho?

yoongi (7:02): BITCH GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW YOU LEATHER-JACKET-STEALING-MIDGET

jimin (7:03): wau hyung fuck you you're not getting it

yoongi (7:03): WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY UGLY COME HERE

hoseok (7:03): WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE BROADCAST WTF HAVE YOU ALL BEEN DOING

taehyung (7:03): WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST

junglecock (7:03): WHY HASN'T TAEHYUNG BEEN FED YET

jimin (7:03): kookie I haven't eaten yet too :((

yoongi (7:03): you'll be eating your fucking words if you don't get that jacket to me right THE FUCK NOW

seokjin (7:03): YOONGI STOP BULLYING HIM

seokjin (7:03): AND I MADE BREAKFAST TWO HOURS AGO WHO ATE IT ALL

hoseok (7:03): imma go wait by the car hehe bye

seokjin (7:03): you kids are making me grow old quicker. this is the eleventh time ive sighed in the past hour

seokjin (7:03): we can buy something to eat on the way GET YO' DAMN ASSES IN THAT CAR

seokjin (7:03): AND WHERE IS NAMJOON

taehyung (7:04): on his phone as usual

taehyung (7:04): I think he's talking to his girlfriend hehehehe he keeps giggling

taehyung (7:04): SEE HE GIGGLED AGAIN

junglecock (7:04): taehyung QUICKLY COME OUTSIDE

taehyung (7:04): is jimin there yet?

junglecock (7:04): NO COME AND SIT NEXT TO ME PLEASE

yoongi (7:04): jimin won't be coming out tonight say goodbye to the orange now

seokjin (7:05): im dragging namjoon out y'all better be sitting in that car

hoseok (7:05): I suddenly need to pee

seokjin (7:05): DON'T YOU DARE MOVE JUNG HOSEOK YOU CAN PEE WHEN WE GET THERE IM ALMOST THERE

hoseok (7:05): DOES THIS BITCH WANT ME TO PEE MYSELF LIKE TAEHYUNG

taehyung (7:05): that was JUNGLECOCK'S FAULT STOP BRINGING THAT UP IM NOT SITTING NEXT TO HIM ANYMORE

jimin (7:05): im dangling out of the window GUYS LOOK UP

jimin (7:05): ANNYEOOONG!!!!

junglecock (7:05): I see yoongi hyung

yoongi (7:06): bc im the one hanging him come save his ass

junglecock (7:06): no thanks lol carry on

taehyung (7:06): JIMIN-AH IM COMING!!!!

namjoon (7:06): BANGTAN

hoseok (7:06): what's good?

namjoon (7:06): our broadcast starts in 5 hours

seokjin (7:06): WHAT

taehyung (7:06): let me count that wait

hoseok (7:06): NAMJOON STOP BEING SUCH AN UGLY

jimin (7:06): who told me the broadcast was at 9

jimin (7:06): SHOW YOURSELF

seokjin (7:07): I guess ill have to make some more breakfast, you can all come in before I lock the door

yoongi (7:07): im going back to bed JIMIN DON'T FUCKING ENTER MY ROOM

jimin (7:07): all I wanted was to wear his leather jacket once imma burn that piece of gae-ttong lmao

hoseok (7:07): I think he wrote his thoughts down instead of keeping them to himself

taehyung (7:07): you should start running jimin

jimin (7:07): I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IM INNOCENT

yoongi (7:08): THIS RAT

-namjoon has removed yoongi from this chat-