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Chapter 43

Thanks for the 1k omg

brenDONE: somebody shove a selfie stick up my ass this thing is gr8

NidicolousMatthews: why do you shove things up your ass so often that has to be unhealthy

SanRomeo: no one cares brendon

SanRomeo: POP A SQUAT IT'S STORY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

Frankie's♡: do u wanna die today fucker

SanRomeo: kys I'm a comedian

NidicolousMatthews: let's hear a story

brenDONE: yes tell us a story

SanRomeo: alright toddlers

SanRomeo: 'twas the period before English class

SanRomeo: I was walking with my hot ass girlfriend in the hallway full of low key emos trying to get to class

SanRomeo: then I spotted the greasiest hair I've ever seen in the crowd sashaying down the hallway

SanRomeo: "how gay," I thought, as I caught up with them

SanRomeo: when I saw his face I nearly had a stoke and died right then and there

SanRomeo: he was one jacked up piece of SHIT

SanRomeo: his face was acne free,, but his eyebrows were indeed not "on fleek" as the mainstream kids say

SanRomeo: With my hot ass girlfriend, I tried to fix his eyebrows, for they looked like a piece of yarn upon his face

Frankie's: then I took my pencil and shanked the bitch.

SanRomeo: indeed, he stabbed me and I bled out emotionally and black emo tears filled my eyes and I died

SanRomeo: hopefully he fixes the damn things or I'll haunt him forever x the end

NidicolousMatthews: you should publish that shit I'd read it amirite

brenDONE: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

brenDONE: I'D KEEP THAT SHIT BY MY BEDSIDE THAT'S MY NEW BIBLE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Frankie's♡: I hate you all

SanRomeo: did you at least fix your eyebrows goddamn

Frankie's♡: gosh yes

SanRomeo: good cuz I'll haunt your ass

NidicolousMatthews: bye lmao

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