Shinji goes to Walmart

You've Got That Wrong!

Shinji tensed up as he realized who he just bumped into; even with sixty percent of the population being tang, PLUS this being the first time loop couldn't stop him from somehow bumping into our dear boy Shaun. 'Sorry si- oh Shinji-kun, its you!' Shinji cringed as hard as he possibly could at hearing that things voice once more, but he managed to choke out: 'How ARE YOU.' Shinji realised he was getting too loud stopped and cleared his voice for a second. 'How are you alive?' Karl smiled, at what Shinji had no idea. And angered him, like everything else he didn't understand in this world. Karl took in a breath before speaking hastily 'Simple really-'

Shinji took this as an opportunity to walk away, unfortunately Tabris followed. Oh woe is our main character, he has people who care for him HIS LIFE IS A STRUGGLE. Kaworu continued to talk aimlessly while walking after Shaun, this only provoked him further. Leading to Shaun fearlessly stepping on to a bus FULL OF PEOPLE OH MY LORD HES BRAVE to escape his angelic pursuer.

Im too lazy to write an outro.. Idk maybe the bus DOESN'T go to walmart!!! OOOO what a twist?