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im not a catfish

lukehemmings: do i always have to dm you first :( i thought we were frndz

margosprouse: u thought

margosprouse: i don't like to text/dm first

lukehemmings: well i don't always wanna dm you first, i feel annoying

margosprouse: well at least ur aware

lukehemmings: stop being such a meanie :(

margosprouse: im sry i can't hold it back when u make it so easy to be mean to u

lukehemmings: well try to, i have feelings >:/

margosprouse: okay

lukehemmings: can you send me a picture of you with my name written on your boobs?

margosprouse: can u send me a pic of my name written onto ur tiny dick xD!

lukehemmings: it's not tiny

margosprouse: sure it isn't

lukehemmings: you wanna see?

margosprouse: mhm sure

lukehemmings: sent a photo

margosprouse: FUCK U LUKE I DIDN'T THINK THAT U WOULD ACTUALLY SEND IT

lukehemmings: you said sure! i took it seriously!

margosprouse: we've only been talking for four days and i've already gotten a dick pic, i can't believe

lukehemmings: hey you're the first girl i've ever sent them to

margosprouse: how many girls have u said that to before?

lukehemmings: zero, im serious :(

margosprouse: mhm

lukehemmings: so what do you think? ;)

margosprouse: it's okay, i've seen bigger

lukehemmings: oh well this is embarrassing

margosprouse: haha that's what u get for sending me that

lukehemmings: send me a selfie with my name on a paper

margosprouse: im not a catfish luke

lukehemmings: well i have a hard time believing that, you're hot, you have a nice body, and you're funny

margosprouse: so i see somebody had a look through my pictures

lukehemmings: everybody stalks a little

margosprouse: true

margosprouse: you sent a photo

lukehemmings: you're so hot :/

margosprouse: i know, right?

lukehemmings: cocky

margosprouse: no, im just aware of how hot i am, is that a problem?

lukehemmings: well uh no

margosprouse: sry that im not insecure boi