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AnD: I dare him (or is this 'you') to put on a pinkiest puffy dress, skipping around and singing I'm a Barbie girl
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Z: O-Okay.. (I got goosebumps while reading the dare)
Z: Trendorman!
*Trendorman shows up*
Z: Make me a dress. It must be pink and puffy!
T: *Trendorman's glasses slightly drops* Say what?
Z: Just do it already! 😠😠
T: *surprised* O-Okay. *makes dress in less than a minute* *hands it over to Zalgo* T-There. Why do you want a dress, anyway? And it's pink and puffy!
Z: *annoyed* Shut your invisible mouth or I'll put on a lipstick and kiss you like what I did to your brother. *points at Slenderman who still has a lipstick on his face*
T: *zips invisible mouth*
Z: I'm gonna wear this in a minute. *blushes* *goes to dressing room* *is been there for a few hours already* How do you f*cking wear this?!
*Trendorman shows up and helps Zalgo wear the dress*
Z: Now get out!
T: Okay. Okay.
Z: *goes out of the dressing room* *inhales then exhales* *started singing with his raspy voice* I-I'm a b-b-barbi-ie girl *starts dancing like a robot* i-in a ba-barbie wo-orld *then trips on dress and hits face on the ground* Oh my God, I think I did it.. *faints*
