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Hi guys!!! I'm sorry I've been out for a few months.. I've been very busy lately. And school has been a pain in the ass...

So, here's an update!! Good thing there's a request from Masky101

Dare: I would dare zalgo to kick masky's hurt leg or kiss masky. 

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Zalgo: *reads dare* What the f*ck is this?! Another kissing scene?! You actually found it funny when I kiss someone?! shfgduvhrecu gfjg94u9436$$V5v34#C%&^--

..a few hours later..

Zalgo: 'Kay, fine im gonna do it. *calls Masky via Slenderman telepathy* Maskyy!

Slenderman: *startled* Wai-- What? Who's there?

Zalgo: It's me, Tentacled-No Face.

Slenderman: Who? Who's Tentacled-No Face? (is actually has no idea)

Zalgo: *facepalms* That's you, baldy.!

Slenderman: .......Who is this?

Zalgo: JUSTGIVEMEMASKYYOUPIECEOFSH*T!!

Slenderman: What?

Zalgo: *sighs, facepalm level: 99999999* I'll just kidnap him. 

Slenderman: .....Who?

Zalgo: *cuts telepathy hotline, sighs again* 

...another few hours later...

Masky: *is standing in front of grinning Zalgo* What..

Zalgo: *grinning* 

Masky: ...what

Zalgo: *leans closer to Maksy*

Masky: O///O

Zalgo: *leans closerer (lol) to Masky* 

Masky:   >O///O<

Zalgo: *is an inch away from Masky's face*

Masky: What the fuu--!

Zalgo: *kicks Masky's leg* 

Masky: 

Zalgo:

Masky:

Zalgo:

Masky:

Zalgo:

Masky:

Zalgo:

Masky: *cries an ocean of tears*

Zalgo: *drowns*

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ihihi!! sorry that was stupid!! xD

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