Diary of a Thot

You Named Her What ? #BaddieInDaMaking

So fast forward this jaunt to about two years. Let me fill y'all in on 

what's really been goin on.

So yeah. I haven't really been on here much cause I been taking care

of my baby. My beautiful lul baby girl was born on October 5th, 2014.

 I know y'all probably wondering what I named her. Long, flamboyant

names run in the family. My momma's name is Fionetisha ( Fiona-tisha), 

my auntie's name is Nicorettaayliahnaesha (nicorette-aleah-nae-sha), 

and my uncle's name is Thomas, but the family don't really talk about 

him. Because my family is known for our names being classy and all, 

I had so much pressure. I was so stuck on what I would name her, so 

I went on World Star Hip Hop to get some ideas. Now WSHH always got 

the baddest, and the flyest people on here, and when my daughter grow 

up, I already know she gon be the baddest and the flyest. They had Parrish

Tha Great, Migos, Watermelondrea,and Sharkeisha on there. But to be 

honest, those names was so basic. Like who names their child Sharkeisha? 

That's not too far from Tyreisha.

I know what else y'all probably thinkin. What happened to the power 

couple Tyriesha and Triquan. Still can't stand either of them. Don't understand who they think they are. I thought Triquan was about to be something in my bank account, but turns out he was just another broke boy. Tyreisha got him to stop trapping. I saw them recently tho.Funny thing is that my baby's name actually ties in with the story, so let me keep on telling it.

Well last Tuesday I was at the clinic because I had a two-year follow up appointment for my baby, and I saw Tyriesha and Triquan in the next room. Next thing you know I'm hearing yelling and cussing. Because I'm messy and I live for drama, I went to the room to go and eavesdrop.

Tyreisha: You gave me something Triquan. I know that you did.

Triquan: Baby. You know I love you. Why would I do something like that to someone that I love?

Tyreisha: Mhmm.. you told me how much you loved me before, then two weeks later you got NeNe pregnant.

Triquan: Baby, you know that thot ain't my BM. That baby ain't even my baby.

Tyreisha: Real Live Fox 5?