Diary of a Thot

The Fight: #StayInYourLaneTrick!!

It's 2:40 and I was just about to leave that ratchet school when

Triquan walks up to me.

Triquan: Hey NeNe, I gotta tell you something important.

Puts away track phone

Me: You can tell me now, I got things to do and places to go.

Triquan: I can't mess around with you anymore..

I was speechless..

Me: Mess around? Who have you been messin with?

Triquan: You know what I mean. Don't play dumb.

 Me: Actually, I don't

Triquan: I don't feel like being around you no more. Tyresha is loyal.

what did he just say?

Me: Loyal? You wanna stay with that thot cuz she's loyal? You are real low for that one. Every night when you call me to order takeout for you, free of charge.

Triquan: NeNe come on now---

Me: Every night when you NEED me to come through.

 Triquan: I ain't never said I neede---

Me: What about those times I was needed at all those trap parties?

Triquan: I don't know why you keep saying needed. You weren't needed,

you were wante---

Me: Yeah, you right. I wasn't needed, I was DESIRED!

Triquan: Okay, case closed! You CRAZY! I want you to get away from me 

Me: Negro, YOU NEED ME!

Tyresha comes from the cut...

Tyresha: He's my boyfriend, so you need to back tf up

before you get bopped.

Me: Who invited you trick? Nobody wanted to hear your irrelevant

comments.

Tyresha rolls eyes.

Tyresha: I don't know who you think you are talking to you little THOT!

Me: [sounding all intellectual] Who are you calling a thot? It was

your "boyfriend's" decision to kick  it wiff me so I really don't

know how you are about to say some ignorant bs like that.

Shouldn't you be calling him a thot? He the one that gave

you herpes. Well, I kinda gave you herpes, but that's not the

point. He --------

Tyresha starts swinging....

Me: oh so you think you bad now?

Nene steals Tyresha in the face! Tyresha tries to fight but she

immediately  falls on the ground. NeNe continues to punch

her and bruises start to form.

NeNe: Hit her with that bing! Get her with that bing bing!

Tyresha begins to get unconscious. NeNe is still going

and will not stop.

Triquan: Tyresha!!No!!

As more blood continues to come out of Tyresha's nose,

NeNe starts to feel bad and starts to stop. Then, she

remember that this trick had to audacity to come up on

her and start swinging, so she continued. Once she was

satisfied, she began to stop, but then she remembered that

this trick called her a thot.

Random Black Guy: Dang NeNe.

NeNe looks around and sees a group of people

recording with their cellphones yelling WORLDSTAR!

NeNe turns and looks at Triquan laughing, watching

" his girl" get beat. NeNe stops hitting Tyresha and

walks to Triquan and approaches him infront of everyone.

NeNe: You just watched your girl get beat and didn't do

nothin, huh?

Triquan: I don't hit no females now.

NeNe: We need to talk... even though I know you desire me,

I don't need mo P. A. N. by my side. You watchin us fight like

I'm fighting over you. I only fought her in self defense. You

come from the cut talking about some, we can't see each

other. Negro, nobody wanna see you. YOU. ARE. NOT.

THE. ONLY. PERSON. I. TALK. TO.

Triquan looks at the crowd

Triquan: NeNe calm down.

NeNe: You are NOTHING! But you're about to be something in

my bank account.

Triquan: Whatchu mean?

NeNe: Nigga, I'm PREGNANT! GOT THAT CHILD SUPPORT

MONEY ON LOCK!

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Sorry for the LONG wait. I couldn't really come on here that much due

to school and other irrelevant stuff.