10. Light Weight
9. Easy to tune
8. Low maintenance
7. Extremely portable
6. Gets player lots of attention
5. Quick disassemble for fast exits
4. High pitched notes drives animals nuts
3. No one notices when you are fake playing
2. With practice, makes a great blowgun
1. NO SPIT!
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Marching Band Jokes
HumorI got most of these off the internet, but a few of them are my own. I'm a band nerd myself so I find all of these hilarious. And I'm hoping that you enjoy these jokes yourself as well.
