Trumpet- tweeting in a group circle
Flutes- judging the trumpets
Clarinets- crying over chipped reeds
Mellophones- sitting in a circle singing their campfire songs
Tubas- Eating snakes hidden in their cases
Drumline- stays hidden in the closet smoking weed
Color guard- putting on makeup using anything as a mirror
Saxophones- trying to get in tune
Baritones- performing black music
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Marching Band Jokes
HumorI got most of these off the internet, but a few of them are my own. I'm a band nerd myself so I find all of these hilarious. And I'm hoping that you enjoy these jokes yourself as well.
