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Fury- AVENGERS GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE! YOU TOO MARIE!
Steve- yes sir?
Tony- Uhh what do you want now baldy McEyepatch
Bruce- oh my god tony that's your best one yet 😂
Natasha- yes? What do you idiots want so early in the damn morning?
Me- ok? 😐
Clint- caw caw what's up my hawklings
Thor- How may I be of service shining headed one??
Tony- thank you Bruce it's nice that someone appreciates my clever use of giving nicknames
Fury- BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!! BECAUSE I HAVE TO ASK YOU ALL SOMETHING
Everyone- what?!
Fury- WHO WAS THE GENIUS WHO DECIDED TO SUPER GLUE A WIG TO MY FUCKING HEAD?????!!!!
Natasha- lmao!!!! 😂😂 are you serious someone send me the picture!!
Me- done
Clint&Bruce&Thor- I wanna see it too!
Me- ok done 😂😂
Everyone: *laughing their asses off*
Fury- IF NONE OF YOU DIPSHITS TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AND TELL ME WHO DID IT I WILL GROUND ALL OF YOUR ASSES AND PUNISH YOU HARSHLY
Steve- uh oh guys someone better fess up I don't wanna be punished for this
Tony- YOU CAN'T GROUND ME! I'M TONY FUCKING STARK
Steve- language!!
Tony- sorry!! 😥
Fury- since none of you want to confess you're all grounded for a month and have lost the following privileges:
MARIE-NO COMPUTER
TONY-NO BUILDING THINGS
CLINT-NO SHOOTING ARROWS OR HAVING YOUR BOW
NATASHA-NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND
BRUCE-NO SCIENCE PROJECTS OR EXPERIMENTS
STEVE-NO TALKING TO TONY SINCE HE'S YOUR ONLY FRIEND
THOR-NO POP-TARTS
These punishments will be lifted after someone confesses until then have fun being tortured >:-D
{Fury has left the chat}
Everyone: FUCK MY LIFE!!! 😭😭
{Marie has left the chat}
{Tony has left the chat}
{Clint has left the chat}
{Natasha had left the chat}
{Bruce has left the chat}
{Steve has left the chat}
{Thor has left the chat}
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts and Scenarios({DISCONTINUED})
Humortext messages and scenarios starring the avengers and I hope you enjoy them and if they make you laugh that's all I wanted to accomplish with this book entire book is dedicated to 8JustEnjoyLife8 aka *Thor voice* Lady Jane (ah see what I did there?!)
