Phil: WHAT IN JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU TEACHING OUR LOVECHILD ABOUT TAPPING THAT PATRIOTIC BOOTY?! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT ENCOURAGING THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR?! YOU KNOW SHE'LL DO SOMETHING CRAZY!! HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THAT ONE LITTLE INCIDENT?!
Phil: ok now that I got that fatherly speech out of the way omg mari you have to help with something important!!
maria: STAHPP!! YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
maria: and what's up??
Phil: you have to help me get Steve and Marie together because I SHIP THAT
maria: omg me too!! we need to come up with a plan but I know someone who will be of great value to us!
Phil: NATASHA?! 😩 but she scares me!! 😭
maria: but she's an AWESOME SPY she could really help us!! please do this FOR PATRIOTIC BOOTY!!!!
Phil: ugh fine!! 😔😣
maria: THANK YOU!! 😇😇😗
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Avengers Texts and Scenarios({DISCONTINUED})
Humortext messages and scenarios starring the avengers and I hope you enjoy them and if they make you laugh that's all I wanted to accomplish with this book entire book is dedicated to 8JustEnjoyLife8 aka *Thor voice* Lady Jane (ah see what I did there?!)
