Romano: TOMATO BASTARDO! WHAT THE-A ACTUAL FUCK???!!!!
Spain: Toro! Toro! En garde!
Romano: *SCREECHES* ANTONIO, I NEED AN-A EXPLANATION!
Spain: *looks at Romano naively* But, aren't you enjoying this night mi~amore?
Romano: *blushes* Of course I-a do y-you idiota! It's just-a that... *glares at Spain*
I believe bull-a fighting in bed isn't MY idea of your-a pick up line 'I can show-a you a mean bull-a fight this night'
Spain: :D aww, is Romanito feeling left out? *pats the bull beside him* come~ let's have a Spanish threesome tradition amore~
Romano: IM NOT EVEN-A GIVING YOU A SINGLE FUCK. *raised hands and walk out of the room naked*
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Hetalia Crackness
RandomA continuation of the series HETALIA RANDOMNESS. 'Just add some crack on the world, And then all Countries started be cray' Credits To: Hidekaz(u) Himaruya for creating Hetalia Credits To: AProudAsian for creating this Shiz
