Not funny Puns (HuttSsia)

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Molossia: ...

Hutt River: ...

Molossia: *turns to Hutt River* Have I told you that you're just a HUTT fvcking motherducker?

Hutt River: ... You did, in a million times actually.

Molossia: well HUTT damn, you got some spice in there.

Hutt River: Molossia, please don't make another pun about my name or I'll sue you in court.

Molossia: ...

Hutt River: ...

Molossia: did you sit on a pile of sugar?

Hutt River: OH NO-

Molossia: 'Cause that ass of yours is sure damn sweet.

Hutt River: MOLOSSIA, I SWEAR.

Molossia: What? Aren't my puns funny for you, punk? I got some fe-murs reserved especially for you sweet ass *winks*

Hutt River: *calls the Police* Yes, I'm being hit by someone whose brain is full of MOLOSSIA (molds -7-) (get it? Green minded? No? Ok...)

Molossia: ;D

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