Molossia: ...
Hutt River: ...
Molossia: *turns to Hutt River* Have I told you that you're just a HUTT fvcking motherducker?
Hutt River: ... You did, in a million times actually.
Molossia: well HUTT damn, you got some spice in there.
Hutt River: Molossia, please don't make another pun about my name or I'll sue you in court.
Molossia: ...
Hutt River: ...
Molossia: did you sit on a pile of sugar?
Hutt River: OH NO-
Molossia: 'Cause that ass of yours is sure damn sweet.
Hutt River: MOLOSSIA, I SWEAR.
Molossia: What? Aren't my puns funny for you, punk? I got some fe-murs reserved especially for you sweet ass *winks*
Hutt River: *calls the Police* Yes, I'm being hit by someone whose brain is full of MOLOSSIA (molds -7-) (get it? Green minded? No? Ok...)
Molossia: ;D
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Hetalia Crackness
RandomA continuation of the series HETALIA RANDOMNESS. 'Just add some crack on the world, And then all Countries started be cray' Credits To: Hidekaz(u) Himaruya for creating Hetalia Credits To: AProudAsian for creating this Shiz