Person: Oh my god Leo DiCaprio was so UGLY when he was young. like omg
Me: ._. *picks up phone* *dials emergency number for hospital*
woman on phone: what seems to be the problem?
Me:Yes, well its this person I know. I think they have some kind of serious eye or brain illness!
woman on phone: why do you say that? Whats wrong?
Me: She called Leo DiCaprio UGLY!!
woman on phone: Oh My !!! YOure Right!!! WE WILL SEND SOMEONE RIGHT AWAY!
person: ._.
me: youre welcome :)
person: .... ._.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Stuff
RandomThis is your #1 place for all the Leonardo DiCaprio stuff you may ever need. Or don't need. Because I'll probably annoy you with irrelevant, cheesy things. (This is sooo old and slightly cringe-y but i can't bring myself to delete it since I spent s...