Key: Me
4 year old sister
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"If you eat a mouse, you'll turn into a cat."
"I guess?"
"No, it's true! I'm serious! If I eat a mouse, then you'd freak out because you would have 2 cats; me and Bella [my cat/media]."
"I guess you shouldn't eat a mouse then."
"I won't, and you don't need to eat any mouse either."
"Okay."
"Or I'll tell mom to throw you in the garbage."
"Thanks."
"You're welcome."
Lesson here: Don't eat mice.... or my sister will have my mother throw you in the garbage.
