I Sexed Up Some Songs

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Original: Piña Coladas - Jimmy Buffet

IF YOU LIKE PENIS AND CACAS,
AND GETTING TIED UP IN CHAINS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY WITH HANDCUFFS, IF YOU HAVE ALL THE KINKS
IF YOU CAN STAY UP UNTIL SUNRISE
WHILE WE DO NAUGHTY THANGS
THEN SIGN ME UP AND LOCK THE DOOR,
STRIP FOR ME AND ESCAPE

IF YOU LIKE PENIS AND CACAS,AND GETTING TIED UP IN CHAINSIF YOU'RE HAPPY WITH HANDCUFFS, IF YOU HAVE ALL THE KINKSIF YOU CAN STAY UP UNTIL SUNRISEWHILE WE DO NAUGHTY THANGSTHEN SIGN ME UP AND LOCK THE DOOR,STRIP FOR ME AND ESCAPE

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Original: Hello - Adele

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR ASS FROM BEHIND
IF YOU SCREAM MY NAME MAYBE I WILL LET YOU CUM
YOU MAY BE SORE, BUT IT'S WORTH IT ONCE WE'RE DONE

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEYOU SHOULD SEE YOUR ASS FROM BEHIND IF YOU SCREAM MY NAME MAYBE I WILL LET YOU CUMYOU MAY BE SORE, BUT IT'S WORTH IT ONCE WE'RE DONE

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Original: Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO

BODIES FUCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
WEAR A CONDOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
BITCHES SCREAM WHILE NEIGHBORS LOSE THEIR MINDS
SCREW THE CONDOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIME

BODIES FUCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTWEAR A CONDOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIMEBITCHES SCREAM WHILE NEIGHBORS LOSE THEIR MINDSSCREW THE CONDOM AND HAVE A GOOD TIME

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Original: Fire - BTS

HARDERRRRRR OH
HARDERRRRRR OH EH OH
SMACK DAT BOOTAY REAL HARD BOW WOW WOW

HARDERRRRRR OHHARDERRRRRR OH EH OHSMACK DAT BOOTAY REAL HARD BOW WOW WOW

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HARDERRRRRR OH
HARDERRRRRR OH EH OH
SMACK DAT BOOTAY REAL HARD BOW OW OW

HARDERRRRRR OHHARDERRRRRR OH EH OHSMACK DAT BOOTAY REAL HARD BOW OW OW

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Original: I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

I SUCKED A DICK AND I LIKED IT
HIS TASTE WAS OH SO ADDICTIVE
I SUCKED A DICK JUST TO TRY IT
MY TONGUE HAD HIM SO EXCITED
HE WAS SO LONG
HE GOT SUCKED TWICE
GUESS WHO GETS TO STAY THE NIGHT
I SUCKED A DICK AND I LIKED IT
HE LIKED IT

I SUCKED A DICK AND I LIKED ITHIS TASTE WAS OH SO ADDICTIVEI SUCKED A DICK JUST TO TRY ITMY TONGUE HAD HIM SO EXCITEDHE WAS SO LONGHE GOT SUCKED TWICEGUESS WHO GETS TO STAY THE NIGHTI SUCKED A DICK AND I LIKED ITHE LIKED IT

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Original: Kiss a Girl - Keith Urban

I WANNA KISS J-HOPE
I WANNA KISS ALL NIGHT
MAYBE MAKE A LITTLE HOBI WHEN THE MOOD'S RIGHT
I AM TOO IN LOVE TO TRY TO TAKE IT SLOW
IT'S TOO BAD HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
I WANNA KISS J-HOPE

I WANNA KISS J-HOPEI WANNA KISS ALL NIGHTMAYBE MAKE A LITTLE HOBI WHEN THE MOOD'S RIGHTI AM TOO IN LOVE TO TRY TO TAKE IT SLOWIT'S TOO BAD HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLDI WANNA KISS J-HOPE

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Okay, originally, that last one was very vulgar....
like
way too vulgar...

*shows it to y'all anyway*

Original: Kiss a Girl - Keith Urban

I WANNA FUCK J-HOPE
I WANNA GET FUCKED RIGHT
IT MAY BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN LIFE
I AM TOO TURNED ON TO TRY TO TAKE IT SLOW
BEEN WAITING SO LONG, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
I WANNA FUCK J-HOPE

I WANNA FUCK J-HOPEI WANNA GET FUCKED RIGHTIT MAY BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN LIFEI AM TOO TURNED ON TO TRY TO TAKE IT SLOWBEEN WAITING SO LONG, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROADI WANNA FUCK J-HOPE

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What the fuck am I doing with my life?

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