Nightmist: Hello! We are going to steal Jay's stick.
Hollyleaf: I don't think that's a good id...
Nightmist: SHUT UP!
Hollyleaf: :(
Squirrelflight: I have to agree with Hollyleaf. Have you seen what he does when someone steals his stick?
Nightmist: I can only imagine....
¤¤¤ Later ¤¤¤
*In Jay's den*
Nightmist: *Picks up a bag* Are these Doritos? *Opens bag*
*Bag spills*
Nightmist: Oops... good think Jayfeather is out collecting herbs! >:)
Hollyleaf: I still don't think....
Nightmist: SHUT UP AND EAT THE DORITOS!!!
Hollyleaf: But I don't like Doritos. >:(
Nightmist: WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE DORITOS? You know what? I don't care. Eat them anyway.
Hollyleaf: :'( *Eats Doritos*
Nightmist: oh.
Hollyleaf: Wut?
Nightmist: I am such a mouse-brained fool.
Hollyleaf: WUT?
Nightmist: Jayfeather went out to collect herbs. That means he took his stick.
Hollyleaf: *Facepalm* Does that mean I can stop eating Doritos?
Nightmist: Oh no. You have to eat the Doritos until Jay comes home. >:)
Hollyleaf: Aww.
¤¤¤After Jay's return¤¤¤
Nightmist: Okay. It's moonhigh and Jay is asleep!
Hollyleaf: Yay... -_-
Nightmist: Don't get all sarcastic on me.
Hollyleaf: But I'm TIRED.
Nightmist: I don't care. We don't have time to waste.
Hollyleaf: Jayfeather gave me a whole lecture about stealing his Doritos.
Nightmist: Good.
Hollyleaf: >:(
Nightmist and Hollyleaf: *Go inside Jay's den*
Nightmist: *Silently searches for stick* *Finds it* There it is!
Hollyleaf: Okay. Now let's get out of here...
¤¤¤Five hours later¤¤¤
Jayfeather: WHO STOLE MY PRECIOUS NATALIA?!?!?!
Brambleclaw: Natalia?
Jayfeather: MY STICK!!!!
Everyone: Ohhh....
Jayfeather: WHO STOLE IT?!?!
Nightmist: *Giggles*
Jayfeather: NIGHTMIST!!!
Nightmist: :|Wut?
Jayfeather: DID YOU STEAL NATALIA?!
Nightmist: If I said no, then I would be lying. So, yes. I did steal Natalia.
Jayfeather: D:< GIVE HER TO ME!!!
Nightmist: Whatevs. *Goes to warriors' den* *Takes Natalia out fron under nest*
Jayfeather: *Snatches Natalia from Nightmist's hand* Thank you!
Nightmist: You're welcome! >:(
Hollyleaf: Here it comes...
Jayfeather: HAVEN'T I TOLD EVERYONE IN THIS CAMP NOT TO STEAL MY STICK?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO STEAL IT? WAS THERE A REASON? DID YOU...
Nightmist: *Drop kicks Jay out of camp*
Jayfeather: *Flies out of camp* NOOO!
Everyone: LOL :D
Nightmist: Well, that's it for now. I hope you enjoyed it. You can leave suggestions in the comments for how I should annoy Jayfeather next! You can also leave suggestions for any other Warriors spoof books I should make. See ya in the next episode!
Everyone: 'Bye!
