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the cow and the elephant!

This is an islamic really funny joke

It's by my favourite sheikh mufti menk

Here is the joke above

When you read it. It's not as funny when you listen to it

Go on listen to it aloud where your mum's and family can hear it

بسم الله

There was a man who came to the masjid

He was late and so he joined

The salah was very long as the sheikh was reading soorah al baqarah (the cow)

When they finished the man asked the man next to him

"what soorah was he reading it was soo long?!"

"the cow it's the longest soorah in the quran"

The next day the man came To the same masjid

He was a bit late

He asked the same man next to him the other day

"what soorah is he reading"

"the elephant"

"ok i'm gonna go it must be even BIGGER than the cow"

"actually bro it's one of the shortest"

Lols