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the test

A wife wanted to test her husband if he was cheating on her so she decided to write a letter saying that

To Adam

I really hate you
They way you treat me is like crap
I want a divorce right now

She quickly left it on her bed

And hid under the bed

The husband came back and read the letter

He quickly dialled a number on his phone and said

"Hey babe shes finally gone
Yeah she wants a divorce
I'll see you later on"

He put the phone down and wrote a letter to his wife and left

She was sad and began crying she opened the letter and it said

Get up from under the bed you idiot I can see your legs
I'm gonna buy some groceries