(With my Mom)
Me: *watching anime*
Mom: Dear, why are you watching something hard to understand?
Me: *pauses laptop* Life is hard to understand, Mom. So why are we trying to understand it?
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...This has English subs, btw.
Mom: Oh. Okay.
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(With my Dad)
Me: *cheering loudly while watching an anime*
Dad: *rushes into my room* Will you please be quiet?
Me: Sorry.
Dad: Why aren't you studying instead?
Me: But Dad, I am studying.
Dad: *looks at my screen* You're just watching anime.
Me: No, I'm trying to analyze why Yuno Gasai is bonkers and Yukki a loser of a crybaby.
Dad: ...You call that 'studying'?
Me: It's psychology, Dad. Psychology is the nature of how the human minds operate in accordance to their nature depending on the factors given.
Dad: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...Also, I'm trying to understand Japanese.
Dad: Oh.
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(With Cousin #1)
Me: Hey, will you watch this vid? *shows 'Lineage of Red, White & Black' in the laptop*
Cousin #1: Is that a vocaloid song again?
Me: Yeah.
Cousin #1: ...Why do you keep on torturing me?
Me: Just shut up and watch.
*After the MV*
Cousin #1: ...Wtf did I just watched?
Me: *pats him on the shoulder* A masterpiece, dude.
Cousin #1: *takes my hand away* You keep your MV's away from me. You're crazy.
Me: It takes one to know one, pal.
Cousin #1: ...
Me: ...
Cousin #1: Fine. I take back what I said.
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(With my RL friend, don_marie23)
Her: Have you got any songs?
Me: I've just downloaded a vocaloid song.
Her: Really!? What's the title?
Me: Apocalypse 13th. By Rin and Len.
Her: Lemme watch!
Me: *hands her the laptop* Okay. By the way... keep in your mind that they're the Kagamines.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you shouldn't expect a happy ending from it.
Her: Okay. Point taken.
*After watching*
Her: I'm glad you warned me. That scene with them hugging was misleading. I'd seriously thought they're gonna be together.
Me: Told ya.
Her: But seriously, why do they always die? Or not being together?
Me: Dunno. Ask the song producers who kill them.
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(With my classmate)
Me: *watching 'True Love Restraint' in my laptop*
Him: *passes by* Hey, do you have-- *stares at the screen*
Me: *Takes off earphones* What?
Him: *points at the screen* Ew, incest.
Me: *internally raging* ...You know them?
Him: Of course I do. They're Lin and Ren, right?
Me: *facepalms*
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So, yeah, I just posted them here. They happened in different times, though.
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