Auditions for Liam Payne's Girlfriend

Chapter 4: "And my screen was Niall shirtless..."

*Mareen's POV

Fshkhfudyg.

That's all I can say.

Ighsjdbajb.

I've gained so much respect for celebrities. I can't even. What. Wow. That is crazy. THIS is crazy.

Paparazzi! This is, disturbing. And i'll sure need some glasses now because all these lights flashing got me all weirded out. They were asking what I was doing with Niall and Louis on McDonald's and I raced past them pushing them and ducking my face down.

My question is. How are these two idiots not seeing this? And another one, HOW DID THEY FIND US SO FAST?!

I swear they work faster than directioners trying to find out who Liam's new girlfriend is. OH LOOK AT THAT IT'S ME.

although i've never met him before...only in my dreams, dramatic wink plus hair toss.

I noticed a tall blonde girl looking at me weirdly.

"Noelle!" I screamed hugging her to death.

"My little Mare Mare! I missed you so much my lil' broccoli sugar plum!" she said grinning.

"Awe me too." I said.

"Wait, were are those flashes coming from?! ARE THERE PAPARAZZI HERE OMG I'VE BEEN WORKIN ON HOW TO POSE IN FRONT OF CAMERAS FOR YEARS WHAT-"

"Not the time. Brb, I NEED to go to the bathroom." I ran out of the place.

*Noelle's POV

I wonder if they can make like rubber balloons in shape of stars...? Like round is a very used shape and people need to be more creative. I make a point here. Right?

Wait. Are you talking to yourself Noel! Again?! Haven't we gone through this! Common, repeat the slogan!

Talking to yourself is bad for your mental help.

Good. Here's a reward! A brand new set of thoughts because clearly mine has gone crazy.

But what are these shiz paparazzi want?! I mean I know I'm irresistible but people need a break. I'm kidding my head is not that full with annoyingness. Look at me being all creatively creating new words! Annoyingness is not a word according to my Noel autocorrect in my head-

"Man that was crazy!" a blonde dude said opening the door and throwing himself to the floor with another short guy with a really good bum I might add.

Probably my imagination lol.

WAIT NO NO IT'S NOT THAT'S FUDGING NIALL HORAN AND FUDGING LOUIS TOMLINSON OMGOMGOM KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE NOEL COMMON YOU CAN DO THIS COMMON!