Welp

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So when Ben 2 was meaning to say something he actually said bloody penis

And Michael said "Yeah of course I have a bloody penis your mom didn't tell me it was that time of the month"

So Ben 2 decided to say "Maybe it was [Luna]"

So yeah there's one less Ben now

And Reagan (she's fukken awesome 🌚) said me and Michael were like an old married couple because "one second we're friendly, the next we hate each other, and then we have kids"

Like whoa Reagan chill

And Ben 2 said we were Netflix and chilling or w/e

Ethan tried to move the table to take it to Taco Bell and Reagan said "You can't move it, it's my boob rest!"

Me: You just don't move a boob rest what's wrong with you

Reagan: If my boobs are on your shoulder, you don't move!

*screeching laughter*

Also I'm too lazy to tag anyone so if you see the picture you're tagged bitches

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