Shrenk's POV
Teh yung boi beneath meh wus mi lief.
Idk wut wud hapen if he broke up wit meh.
"Shrak, I has 2 tak w/ u," he sed aftur we did teh booty secks.
"Wut is it bby?" I ask.
"It's about us," he seys, "I can't b your husbando anymoar."
My hert snaped in 2.
"But bby--"
"No butts. I sorry Stank."
"U don't evn kno meh name."
"Is it Stall? Sten? Shrekshaken?"
"N o. It's Shrek."
"That woulda ben my next gues."
"Oh."
"Ye."
"I still ly. Dunt 4get meh," I mumbel b4 wacking out teh doar.
I needed revung.
