Anti-Pickup Line #5

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What it says

I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

This is just funny. Especially the third one.

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