What it says
I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.This is just funny. Especially the third one.
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Anti-Pickup Lines
RandomJust like my other book, Pick Up Lines, this is the same thing, only these are anti pick up lines. These are the kinds of things that you would say back to the person if you are not interested.